Hey, Yo!

by David Cadenhead

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1.
Hey, It's David Cadenhead 00:47
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Hey! It's David Cadenhead! Hey! Hey! It's David Cadenhead! Hey. Hey! It's David Cadenhead! Hey! Hey! It's David Cadenhead! Hey, It's David Cadenhead! (Word up, friends.) Hey! Hey! It's David Cadenhead! Hey. Hey! It's David Cadenhead! Hey! Hey! It's David Cadenhead! What up, friends? It's David Cadenhead!
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Introduction 01:03
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Hollaback Girl 03:38
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Uh huh, this is my shit All the girls stomp your feet like this A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl [x2] Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4] I heard that you were talking shit And you didn't think that I would hear it People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl [x2] Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4] So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers No principals,no student-teachers Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl [x2] Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4] Let me hear you say this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S (This shit is bananas) (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) Again This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S (This shit is bananas) (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl [x2] Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
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Technosaurus Rex 02:21
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Let's Go to Vegas 03:31
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This is dancing music, I can tell Let's go dancing baby Where you want to go baby Let's go dancing, let's go to Vegas (Dancing baby Yeah baby Dancing baby Let's go to Vegas) We should get our hair done Or go to the mall We could go out dancing Oh my god, guys You know what would be fun? Vegas (laughter) OMG Becca ur crazy are we gonna go to Vegas? (teehee) You know they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (general laughter) That's it, guys. Road trip to Vegas! Let's go to Vegas, sluts! Yeah! So I was like, "No, Rebecca. You can't just go on a road trip with my best friends and not invite me, That's rude, and you're a betch. Furthermore, you knew I wanted to go to Vegas for my bachelorette party, but you wouldn't go with me because you said you had a cough. You're full of shit, Rebecca." Get in the car, betches, we're going. Without Rebecca. Yeah! Dancing! Yeah! Vegas! Let's get wasted! Woah, look! It's the Eiffel Tower! (Aah!) Woah, look! It's the Statue of Liberty! (Ohh!) Woah, look! It's a homeless guy! (Ooh!) Woah, look! It's a bouncer fight! Best trip ever! Hey, guess who, betch It's Rebecca I came to Vegas anyways when you betches ditched me Look who's lookin' fine and is gettin' hella guys It's me, betches Fuckin' Rebecca Oh shet, betch How'd you even feckin' get here We stole your fecking car Like srsly, what the hell Did you walk here? From Ohio? Oh my god, girl. Respect, you deserve it. Yeah, it's something called loyalty, betch Ever heard of it? No. I don't fucking think so. I've got blisters down to the bone But look who's getting served It's you, so it's worth it (Rebecca served Helen Rebecca served Helen Rebecca served Helen, girls, Let's get wasted!) (x3) (general partying noises and exclamations) Fin
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A PSA on Public Transportation 01:29
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Hey, yo. It is David Cadenhead On the microphone Word up. Yo I am here to talk about public transportation Sometimes people on it are nice But if they're not that's okay Respect their choice to not talk to you Because they don't have to do it Yeah It's important to remember to respect other people that you know If you don't want to talk to people on a train You don't have to It is okay Yo Also, if you're looking for something to do I would recommend that you try coloring Or looking at other people if you have permission That's always a fun way to spend your time Yeah It's fun to be on Public Transportation Word up Holler at your boy
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Intermission 00:52
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The Skrill 02:48
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The Sloth Charmer 03:47
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Slowly, Slowly, Slowly, Said the Sloth By Eric Carle Slowly, slowly, slowly, A sloth crawled along a branch of a tree Slowly, slowly, slowly The sloth ate a leaf Slowly, slowly, slowly The sloth fell asleep Slowly, slowly, slowly The sloth woke up! All day long The sloth hung upside down in the tree All night long The sloth hung upside down in the tree Even when it rained The sloth hung upside down in the tree "Why are you so slow?" The howler monkey asked one day But the sloth didn't answer "Why are you so quiet?" The caiman asked But the sloth didn't answer "Why are you so boring?" The anteater asked But the sloth didn't asnwer "Tell me," said the jaguar "Why are you so lazy?" The sloth thought And thought And thought For a long, long time Finally, the sloth replied, "It is true that I am slow, quiet, and boring. I am lackadaisical. I dawdle, and I dillydally. I am also unflappable, Languid, stoic, impassive, Sluggish, lethargic, placid, Calm, mellow, laid back, And, well, slothful. I am relaxed and tranquil And I elect to live in peace But I am not lazy." Then, the sloth yawned and said, "That's just how I am. I like to do things Slowly, slowly, slowly."
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The Road to Kansas 01:50
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Templates 01:41
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You Didn't Get What You Wanted 06:31
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Solo EP by bassist David Cadenhead

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released September 21, 1950

I'd like to thank Barack Obama for presiding over a country where I have the freedom to do this all day, Gwen Stefani for writing one of these songs, Bill Gates because I did this on a PC, Lays for their assist on the album art, and Jesus our Lord and Savior because I mean he seems like he was a pretty cool guy.

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