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Hey! It's David Cadenhead!
Hey! Hey! It's David Cadenhead!
Hey. Hey! It's David Cadenhead!
Hey! Hey! It's David Cadenhead!
Hey, It's David Cadenhead! (Word up, friends.)
Hey! Hey! It's David Cadenhead!
Hey. Hey! It's David Cadenhead!
Hey! Hey! It's David Cadenhead!
What up, friends?
It's David Cadenhead!
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Introduction
01:03
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Hollaback Girl
03:38
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Uh huh, this is my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
Again
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
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Technosaurus Rex
02:21
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Let's Go to Vegas
03:31
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This is dancing music, I can tell
Let's go dancing baby
Where you want to go baby
Let's go dancing, let's go to Vegas
(Dancing baby
Yeah baby
Dancing baby
Let's go to Vegas)
We should get our hair done
Or go to the mall
We could go out dancing
Oh my god, guys
You know what would be fun?
Vegas (laughter)
OMG Becca ur crazy are we gonna go to Vegas? (teehee)
You know they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (general laughter)
That's it, guys.
Road trip to Vegas!
Let's go to Vegas, sluts!
Yeah!
So I was like, "No, Rebecca.
You can't just go on a road trip with my best friends and not invite me,
That's rude, and you're a betch.
Furthermore, you knew I wanted to go to Vegas for my bachelorette party, but you wouldn't go with me because you said you had a cough.
You're full of shit, Rebecca."
Get in the car, betches, we're going.
Without Rebecca.
Yeah!
Dancing!
Yeah!
Vegas!
Let's get wasted!
Woah, look! It's the Eiffel Tower!
(Aah!)
Woah, look! It's the Statue of Liberty!
(Ohh!)
Woah, look! It's a homeless guy!
(Ooh!)
Woah, look! It's a bouncer fight!
Best trip ever!
Hey, guess who, betch
It's Rebecca
I came to Vegas anyways when you betches ditched me
Look who's lookin' fine and is gettin' hella guys
It's me, betches
Fuckin' Rebecca
Oh shet, betch
How'd you even feckin' get here
We stole your fecking car
Like srsly, what the hell
Did you walk here?
From Ohio?
Oh my god, girl. Respect, you deserve it.
Yeah, it's something called loyalty, betch
Ever heard of it?
No. I don't fucking think so.
I've got blisters down to the bone
But look who's getting served
It's you, so it's worth it
(Rebecca served Helen
Rebecca served Helen
Rebecca served Helen, girls,
Let's get wasted!) (x3)
(general partying noises and exclamations)
Fin
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Hey, yo.
It is David Cadenhead
On the microphone
Word up.
Yo
I am here to talk about public transportation
Sometimes people on it are nice
But if they're not that's okay
Respect their choice to not talk to you
Because they don't have to do it
Yeah
It's important to remember to respect other people that you know
If you don't want to talk to people on a train
You don't have to
It is okay
Yo
Also, if you're looking for something to do
I would recommend that you try coloring
Or looking at other people if you have permission
That's always a fun way to spend your time
Yeah
It's fun to be on
Public Transportation
Word up
Holler at your boy
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7. |
Intermission
00:52
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The Skrill
02:48
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The Sloth Charmer
03:47
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Slowly, Slowly, Slowly, Said the Sloth
By Eric Carle
Slowly, slowly, slowly,
A sloth crawled along a branch of a tree
Slowly, slowly, slowly
The sloth ate a leaf
Slowly, slowly, slowly
The sloth fell asleep
Slowly, slowly, slowly
The sloth woke up!
All day long
The sloth hung upside down in the tree
All night long
The sloth hung upside down in the tree
Even when it rained
The sloth hung upside down in the tree
"Why are you so slow?"
The howler monkey asked one day
But the sloth didn't answer
"Why are you so quiet?"
The caiman asked
But the sloth didn't answer
"Why are you so boring?"
The anteater asked
But the sloth didn't asnwer
"Tell me," said the jaguar
"Why are you so lazy?"
The sloth thought
And thought
And thought
For a long, long time
Finally, the sloth replied,
"It is true that I am slow, quiet, and boring.
I am lackadaisical.
I dawdle, and I dillydally.
I am also unflappable,
Languid, stoic, impassive,
Sluggish, lethargic, placid,
Calm, mellow, laid back,
And, well, slothful.
I am relaxed and tranquil
And I elect to live in peace
But I am not lazy."
Then, the sloth yawned and said,
"That's just how I am. I like to do things
Slowly, slowly, slowly."
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10. |
The Road to Kansas
01:50
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11. |
Templates
01:41
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